because life is better after wine
People are like carrots. The outside might be dry and unappetizing, but after you peel away that layer they’re pretty awesome. Cool stuff on the interwebs – BunnyHumpDay Alien Slug Invasion- Okay, maybe not. They’re really just giant snails, but they demolish gardens at an alarming rate. Bunneh says no bueno. Is it bad that [...]
My other half enjoys tormenting me about my heritage and the stereotypes that go with it. One of the great things about having your family only have a few generations born in the states is that it lets you trace your family’s background pretty easily. For me, I’m Irish with a tiny bit of Welsh [...]
I’ve seen this music video about a hundred times and I still can’t watching without bawling like a tired toddler. I was that awkward kid. Hell, I still am. I make things out of clay and write blogs for frak’s sake. Anyway, I did the outside-looking-in thing most of my life. I struggled with an eating disorder [...]
I thought about calling this brilliant ideas from Mister Workaholic, but the truth of it is that if I call him brilliant, his ego might not fit through the door afterward. MW’s answer to everything is Pauly Shore. Mostly because I like to start sentences with “You know what’s funny?” or “You know what I [...]
I always thought that having children was some kind of magic pill. I suffered from minor depression as a teen, but I just figured it was normal; something everyone goes through until their hormones calm the hell down. When you grow up, get married, and have children, it’s supposed to get better right? I can [...]
Apparently, some crow has been here scratching up my face guys. That’s the only explanation I have for why I just noticed the beginnings of crow’s feet around my eyes. I’m nearly 25 years old and getting wrinkles. It isn’t right. I have a makeup artist friend who occasionally posts eye makeup tutorials on her Youtube channel. [...]
Yellow Brick Road Light Lemon Flavor, Vodka Based, Served Over Ice My friend Dana over at The Dragyn’s Lair has been posting updates about the movie Oz, The Great and Powerful and I immediately thought that the occasion deserved its own drink. I got into the kitchen with the intention of making “something yellow” [...]
At first I was like, “Hey picture for that Wordless Wednesday thing.” Then it turned into, “But then I can’t tell people how much I hate the snow.” Mister Workaholic and the boys all looked outside through the sliding glass door and I swear they all had the same look of wonderment. They love the [...]
After another round of fighting the children to sleep, sometimes I like to listen to that book, Go the F*ck to Sleep. Not read it, mind you. That’s just not the same as listening to the book narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Even if I were to try to read it, I’d do it in [...]
Mister Workaholic is really everything that I ever wanted in a companion. Smart, handsome, driven, and he puts up with my crap. He’s pushed me to be a better person since we met and helped me with that in the years we’ve been together. We’ve always defended ourselves about deciding not to marry. Divorce has [...]
