I got a shipment in the mail. That’s a pretty common thing as a blogger since we like to tell companies what we think of the stuff, good or bad. This one was different though. Mister Workaholic looked at it and I could almost see the little hamsters in his brain going for a vodka break to avoid the incoming face-palm.
MW: Did you buy a website’s t-shirt?
Me: If it’s not in an Amazon box, I probably didn’t buy it.
MW: What is this thing?
Me: OH! I was waiting on that. Another blogger gave me a shirt for being an early fan. I think I should do that too.
MW: You’re going to send random people shirts. . . and think anyone would wear them.
Me: Or little clay monkies. I’m really leaning toward the monkies.
Really, sometimes he’s probably better off just putting things down and walking away.
Slack off at work, avoid your chores, and laugh along with Darcy at SoThenStories.com. Seriously, they have Porno Pictionary.






